Last night was fun we went around 9 p.m. to Club 54 on Harvester Rd (QEW Toronto 403, Walkers Line or Guelph Line exits – hang a right- 1st set of lights is Harvester Rd)
First we walked into the Comedy Club 54, where there were 4 acts.
Gary Owens we had seen a few weeks earlier, he’s pretty good but he did a repeat of his material!
I wasn’t too pleased about that, he mixed up a few lines and added some here and there but it was the same thing all over again.
The Main Comedian did the funniest thing.
He kept calling this one single woman “Sparkly Boobs,” she had this sparkly t-shirt on.
Then some other single guy, he had go around buy her drinks, try to get a kiss and had them tell us when was the last time they all had sex.
The single guy was 2.5 years!
Sparkly boobs got laid last night!
So this comedian kept trying to make them hook up and kept saying I’ll get you laid tonite for your birthday bud, honest I will!
The single guy finally pulled a disappearing act, I guess he couldn’t afford the $7.50 drinks especially when “sparkly boobs” said she would not sleep with him.
Goes to show what kind of a jerk he was, but then I just think he was broke and too embarrassed to say so!
If it had of been me, I would have walked up to the comedian and yelled, I’m kind of short on cash, can you spot me a $20?
Now that would have been funny, what do you think?
At the end, he had sparkly boobs standing behind the comedian.
We had to pick an outrageous occupation, so one guy said “underwater welder.”
Well sparkly boobs stood behind the comedian and she was his hands.
He told this funny story about being an underwater welder and where he worked and then he said he likes to masterbate all day.
Well she was hilarious with her hand motions and had all of us in stitches. I think that was the funniest part of the whole evening.
We had a guest english comedian and no one got his jokes, then this 16 year old guy who said he was a jew was pretty good for a first timer.
Once he gets his confidence he’ll learn the routine.
The crowd seemed to like his “molestation” jokes, so he called us a molestation crowd and said his parents would be thrilled to meet all of us! LOL
The english guy was comical but the jokes he used were more from his culture and not ours, poor guy didn’t get many laughs, but he’s a good speaker and will learn what makes canadians tick eventually!
Harold kept saying I should get up there, I would like to but only with another person.
I like spinning jokes off of someone elses, I’m pretty good at it!
They serve a delicious cold sandwiches, chips and nachos buffet around 11 p.m. and we enjoyed having a snack or two of veggies and dip.
I love the retro room for dancing it’s like disco with the bright lights on the floor.
We also went out to the main room to dance and I really enjoyed myself, while Harold stood there like a bump on a log.
Harold was kind of pissed off at me for making him hold my purse, but when I dance I flail ( how do I spell it? lol) my arms around and I like to really get down and boogie!
A few hours later I was in a lot of pain and could hardly walk! Harold was kind enough to rub my Spa SOS for legs from Yves Roche all over my legs and back for me before bedtime last night.
That stuff does wonders, within half an hour some of the pain subsided and yes I took 2 advil along with it!
Dancing takes a lot out of you and when your out of shape you really feel it.
I found out that I had muscles in places where I never thought they could exist!
I never realized how sluggish I had become till I tried to dance like I used to, it was an effort!
I get a good workout there!
There was one moment when some blonde chick tried to pull Harold onto the dance floor, I was in her face in a moment and yelled “NO!”
She asked why? I said “No!”
Then she got the message, there were no insults or fights although security was at the door watching me.
I was ready to grab her by the neck and throw her up against the wall.
She was dirty dancing and pulling her dress up in front of my hubby and he wasn’t impressed.
He said she’s nothing but a little skank!
I said, she’s single, desperate and very horny, she needs to get laid.
I was going to ask one of the big black dudes checking her out to go take her out into the parking lot and screw her.
Simply because she needed it!
Girls that get drunk and make a complete ass of themselves at the bar, will not gain any respect there.
The fact that this woman was riding up her dress and showing her ass off to every guy in the bar didn’t help, they all left the room and pushed her away when she went up to them!
Harold was a sitting duck, and she grabbed his arm, it was hard for him to get away so he yelled no and told her to get lost.
She was being persistent so I had to step in between them.
How embarrassing is that?
She didn’t get the hint, and kept dancing in front of him, he got sick of it and grabbed my arm and we had to leave.
Thanks blondie, now he doesn’t want to go dancing there anymore!
He’s afraid I’ll kick some girls ass!
My temper can get the best of me, I haven’t kicked anybodys ass because I don’t want to get thrown out of the bar.
But if it comes to it, I’ll let loose and let them have it if they get into my face.
I never back down from a fight. 
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